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New Things Coming to Hooker Inc

I’m going to have pictures and everything along with a new face. Big happenings. So much work. I really hate that part. Really. And I haven’t even migrated over to my new platform. That’s gonna suck. I’m really gonna hate that part. For real. I’ll keep you posted like...

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My Saga with M & M’s

Hooker Date: Tuesday, February 15, 2011 2.0 I love M & M’s because they’re cute, bite-sized fun, they come in a ton of pretty colors and are little kid fun even grownups can enjoy. Throw in that second of crunch at first bite, and, as far as I’m concerned,...

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I Don’t Allow People to Fuck Me in the Ass

Hooker Date: Monday, February 7, 2011 I don’t allow people to fuck me over, and I don’t allow people to fuck me in the ass. To my way of thinking they are one in the same. I’m not saying I judge people that like ass sex. I’m just saying...

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White Asparagus Looks Like Dicks

Hooker Date: Monday, January 24, 2011 Dude, really and seriously, Zoe told me at Central Market, right there in the Produce Department in front of all the uptight River Oaks bitches, not to buy white asparagus because it looks likes dicks. She didn’t say it loudly enough for people...

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Ground Veal Chorizo Meatloaf

Alas, gentle readers, not everything can be about the fascinating world of high end hooking, and it seems me and my blog are no exception to that rule. Today we’re going to talk about food. I love food. I love to plan it. I love to shop for it....

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The Galleria….

Hooker Date: Tuesday, January 19, 2011 The Galleria was a total shit-show. I cannot tell you how disappointed I am that I had to live through that tragedy. Dillard’s couldn’t handle my needs so I had to cross the street to Neiman’s. Neiman’s couldn’t handle my needs so I...

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Busy Hooker Day

Hooker Date: Tuesday, January 19, 2011 Mother of God! Today was the be-all / end-all of a day gone totally and fucking nuts! Normally my shit is planned down to almost the second. Not today. And it was literally NO ONE’s fault like I like it to be. It...

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The Client that Never Goes Away

Hooker Date: Monday, January 18, 2011 – Part Two Except the Client that Never Goes Away in this instance is me. In ’08 I bankrupted a million two, and I’m still dealing with the shit that went along with the fucked up way I went about it. It wasn’t...

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A New Hooker Hatred Begins

Hooker Date: Monday, January 17, 2010 Had a one-off, Sunday morning appointment with a new guy named Todd – Nothing too special other that it was on a Sunday morning. That usually never happens. Clients are either busy doing family or buddy business. They rarely have time off to...

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